Wednesday, November 09, 2005

today woke up at 11:11 am coz no one bothered to wake me up.. my alarm clock retire already :D
then i din eat breakfast... no wonder im slimming down at such a frightening rate.. haiz so scary..
din even want to eat lunch coz i too lazy to go down to buy.. but in the end still have to eat coz my mother force me to buy :S
then as usual just slack around the whole day.. then very bored again :(

so i decided to change my tortoise water which is like getting so dirty lol..
so now my tortoise is very happy.. (i assume la)

see smiling happily at me :D

technically the tortoise on the left belongs to my sis..
but somehow i take care of it also.

kind hearted me right :D

changing tortoise water is a very hazardous occupation.. coz the dumb tortoise never understand what you are trying to do.. so they try to scratch you.. and struggle like shit when you try to hold them still. tmd 忘恩负义的乌龟..

before the hols, i always envisioned hols to be something like this

but imagination always like to contradict reality.. they just cant get along isit.
then i thought i shouldnt just rot away the entire hols like that..

so i planned to do the following..
1. complete a puzzle.
you know those 5000 pieces one, which says 4 years and above.
4 years is too long.. i plan to complete it in just 2 MONTHS.. lol so pro right :P:P
haha anyway i bet i wont even complete it.. i'll get so bored of it after a while i'll very generously give it to my mother who will complete it for me :D

so technically.. yes i WILL complete a puzzle :D

2. pack my room
yes it sounds simple..and it looks even simpler.. (coz light travels faster than sound)

but they (the great ppl) (as in WE) always say the simpler it is the more difficult it is to do it.
i have always promised myself to do this job.. coz my room is only somewhat neater than a garbage dump. so within the next few weeks i shall find time from my very busy schedule to clean up my room :D

3. gain weight
this is indeed the most difficult and complex.. one of the greatest wonders of the universe (seeing that it concerns ME haha)
no idea how to do this though.. those stupid slimming centres only teach you how to lose weight..
(and they never really succeed anyway)

so i have to depend on myself..
hmm...seeing that you become SMALLER (lighter), we can assume they teach you how to DIFFERENTIATE yourself..
so if i want to become heavier (BIGGER), i INTEGRATE myself.

haha pro-ded maths right. problem is i always screw up my integration haha. so shitty lol. later i become overweight.. ok nvm talking cock again.

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