Saturday, November 05, 2005

活到老，学到老 so the saying goes.. which means even after we graduate from ri.. we must continue learning.
so today i've decided to learn something about fifa 2005. ok i know im not very good.. coz i only play a few weeks and was rudely interrupted by the common test..
but now got time so can play more..

anyway i decided to find out wad world class level was like.. coz usually i play pro or semi pro only.
and i learnt a few important things which i 'll (as usual) be kind and considerate to share.
i used man united.. played a team called ascoli. ya i know you never heard of it b4. same here..
so basically i recorded down (as a well trained researcher who got A+ for RE somehow) every thing that happened.

so.. when you play world class..

all their players become superhumans (chromosome no. 24)..
and all your players become little boys.

all their players have built in radar and know exactly where team mates are with both eyes closed..
all your players have hangovers and cant tell one end of the pitch from another.

all their players can break the 100 metre world record and cross like david beckham..
all your players dont understand the word RUN.

all their players can out jump giraffes to head..
all your players enjoy falling down.

all their players learn yoga. they can twist and turn any way they like inside you penalty box before ghosting past you to shoot.
your players are too mesmorised by them to do anything.

all his players can somehow score from the most ridiculous positions and angles.
all your players cant score from free kicks, corners, volleys, grounders, headers, potshots or anyhow shots.. in other words, you. cant. seem. to. score.

his goalie is godlike..
your goalie is blind.

now take all these together and remember that you are a 5 star team and they are a one and a half star team.. wth.
i played using a lousy team b4.. and from experience i know that if i played at that tempo for 90 minutes all my players would have dropped dead. some how this ascoli team players can sprint up and down the field for 90 minutes faster than my players..

and the problem is he scored on the 90th minute.
from outside the edge of the box.
with no special moves or anything.
just shoot.
he's a one star player.
against a five star keeper.
and he SCORES.
WTH WTH WTH

it took me a point blank acrobatic shot and then the point blank acrobatic rebound shot to score.. and he equalise just like that. lol. now i very calm. just now i was swearing at the comp.

so i conclude that fifa is screwed. yea i know thats coz i din win.. but i did win the penalty shoot out.
but then the prob is.. i played another game.. this time against liverpool. and i won 3-0. so i figured out something was wrong.. it didnt take a genius to conclude that something is very very wrong indeed. lol

so i learnt a lesson today.. (again 活到老，学到老)
fifa rox when you win (YAY!!)
fifa sux when you lose (nobody saw that happen)
lol.

so utopia is down again now.. thats bad news. coz i'll be inactive since 9 pm i have to go watch 射雕英雄专. then later this kingdom chase me out also.. haiz so shit.
maybe the server will be ok suddenly. lol.

o and i got a new gameboy advance game.. astro boy thingy.. so fun.. but only got 13 levels altogether wth.. and in the past 1.5 hours i completed 3 levels already tmd :S
so the other levels better be more of a challenge dont waste my money.

o i was right.. utopia just came up suddenly!! :D:D
why am i so pro.. haha :D:D
go off now bb :D

8:44 PM

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