Tuesday, November 01, 2005
now that i've warned you.. lets begin
singapore is freaking hot recently. that includes today. wth i thought i was swimming in perspiration. where got so hot one. tmd.
so being the thinking student i obviously am, i started to ponder the possible causes. and being the generous person i obviously am too.. i decide to share my precious thoughts here........ 1. im being abnormal. nothing is wrong. except me 2. its summer 3. global warming 4. forest fires in indonesia 5. ppl mugging for o levels 6. we offended the sun
ok analytical thinking now. option one... is obviously bullshit. no explanation needed. so insulting. it took me a great deal of effort to type that.. it went against laws of nature to post that. but nvm. its WRONG >_< style="font-weight: bold;">option two.. is also bullshit. singapore never got spring autumn winter one. just summer all day long all year long. eh wait that makes it correct than. its SUMMER !!! pls lor if its this easy we wont need so many options for you. so its WRONG too.
option three... ahhh.. science. rubbish la this.. anyone who has watched the movie the day after tomolo would be able to tell you.. that global warming, green house effect and climate changes can also freeze the earth big time.. so wad makes you think it'll be this hot? last i checked, melting point of ice is O degree celcius.. tsk tsk call yourself science students..
option four.. this is a possibility.. we (ie me benny and calvin) brought it up to suang during macs after O levels.. erm simply put, to 避免惹来 pinch 身之祸.. this one goes out of the window too.. eh wait i'll get fined for that.. ok it goes down the rubbish chute then. >_< option five.. ppl (ie the lucky ones who can take O levels unlike unlucky ppl like us) are muggung FEVERISHLY for the exams.. conduction, convection causes global warming. really? wow so hardworking man.. no la this one also cannot.. cant think of any counter arguments.. except that i dont think we are that insane to mug until like that.. lol. and i have option six anyway..
so.. option six.. thru elimination.. i present to you the answer : we offended the sun!!! gasp. this is dangerous. no wonder so hot.. im getting microwaved in my house.. go swimming get boiled alive.. walk outside and you get baked.. go bbq and you get barbequed. 就地取材 wad..
so this is bad.. yes it indeed is.. as leaders thinkers and pioneers.. we must think of solutions... ok so how..
1. offer mr sun a glass of water. you really think so???? ok i wonder if you have heard of something called insanity. or mere stupidity. you go try la.. and get vaporised.
2. offer mr sun TWO glasses of water. ahh. double bribery. or double trouble.. i dont think it'll work. seriously. take the results of option one and multiply by two.. means.. you get vaporised alive also. in half the time.
3. offer mr sun ice lemon tea. ahhh.. so cooling and refreshing. until you realise the sun enjoys being HOT. so you die also la.
haiz the end of world is coming.. arghz.. die die die.. sobs. but dont worry. story haven end. im not done yet.. in the hour of need great ppl rise to save the world. no la dont look at me like that can.. i very modest one la.. no need publicity :D
you wanna know the solution? i consider first... ... ............... ..... ........ ........... ......... ... .................. ....... ...
ok la.. the solution came to me in a brilliant flash of geniusity and inspiration and creativity. 后羿 came along and shot down the sun. it turned out that the sun had a twin hiding behind him all along.. and everyone lived happily ever after..
THE END
.. ok i DID warn you thats its bullshit. haha made you read thru so much crap in front :D:D happy happy and 无聊 me :D
8:10 PM
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