Monday, January 23, 2006
i have maths tutorial to do, so i shant waste too much time blogging. so i shall get to the point then..
monday is quite a ok day.. whole day just lectures and 1 physics prac.. but the last lesson (in my timetable) is fun.. its called student development :D then for ppl who haven taken it yet, i shall kindly spoil the surprise for you :D
haha got some ppl from dunno where come talk to us about love, life and .. sex! wheeeee.. so they talk about this and that and show us video on this and that. (dont be disappointed theres no porn in it) anyway its those thingy where they tell you sex at young age is wrong, sex kills your future career, sex destroys your whole life and stuff like that.. anyways there is a short questionnaire b4 they start, so being kind hearted i shall offer some model answers taken from past examinees (namely from my class) to aid anyone in need..
anyways so the question is something like "when do you think you should you have sex" (or something along those lines) and then "why"... (sry if i din rmb correctly the questions la)
so.. as expected the whole LT probably gave politically correct answers like "after marriage" coz "blah blah blah" (i know you know wad is blah blah blah) even saw someone wrote 2 long paragraphs to answer those questions. wow enthu sia..
anyways we live in the 21th century. creativity (and honesty and integrity) is very the important nowadays. so anyways here are some model answers you can copy (no rights reserved)
Q: When do you think you should you have sex? A: At night Q: Why? A: Coz its dark
Q: When do you think you should you have sex? A: At night Q: Why? A: Coz i very shy mah...
Q: When do you think you should you have sex? A: At night Q: Why? A: So that peeping neighbours cant have a good free show, and then call 999 to complain.
Q: When do you think you should you have sex? A: Wads sex???
haha oya at the end they got ask for your sex.. besides putting M (or F), rmb to put "not yet" ok i ASSUME (ceteris paribus) its "not yet" for most ppl i know.. but pls be honest.
lolz ok the above stuff are all jokes. no offense (of course rite..) dont go screw things up for these ppl they are very nice one :D and they give nice sweets also :D
ok im supposed to do maths tutorial. freak. i shall at least go ATTEMPT to attempt it :D so hardworking.. even though i suspect most of my class (esp the rg ppl) already finished it. freak.
7:48 PM
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