Thursday, September 29, 2005

lol i sick already.. from yesterday already got fever but being very hardworking i din go home early coz i wanted o get maths test back. ok tmd lets not talk about maths test.

so today never go school lor. actually dont want to see doctor one. but then now got that dengue mosquito thingy. but than more importantly i dont see doctor no mc for me. and chandru will accuse me ponning school. and wonglailin will make me write 500 times rafflesian principle of honour. then i really will fall sick and die. so see doctor better la.

the doctor gave me pills to eat. 5 pills each time 3 times a day.... according to my amazing mathematics calculation its like 15 pills a day lor.... :S like i got termimal disease isit.

ok while im on my favourite topic of maths, i saw a maths formula The New Paper. very funny. boosted my morale alot.

100% RUBBISH

What does a person mean when he says he is giving more than 100 per cent? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer the question:
IF A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented by this: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

But,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And look how far butt kissing will take you.
B-U-T-T-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 2+21+20+20+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 151%

Therefore,
one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close and attutude will get you there, it's the bullshit and butt kissing that will put you over the top.

very funny right. wonders of maths.

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