Sunday, September 21, 2008
our unit decorates the book in book out books (mostly with various ahemphotosahem) but hey theres one with brain involved (abit also counted lor)
yup so went to search and found it on the net
ELEMENT: Woman
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55 kg, but known to vary from 45 to 225kg
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
* Body surface normally covered with film and powder paint and tomato ketchup like elements.
* Boils at absolutely nothing
* Freezes for no apparent reason
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
* Reacts well to gold, silver, platinum and all precious stones
* Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
* The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USE:
* Highly ornamental, specially in social gatherings and sports car
* Can be very effective cleaning agent
HAZARDS:
* turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
ELEMENT: Man
DISCOVERER: Unknown
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 60kg, but known to vary from 45 to 300kg
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
* Body surface normally covered with hair and dirt, and sweat.
* Boils at absolutely everything
* Freezes when confronted with the truth.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
* Does not React to anything.
* Not in touch with their emotion, hence do not have the capacity to Explode, be spontaneous, or give reason or warning.
* The least money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USE:
* Highly unsocial, too preoccupied with superficial attributes.
* Can be a wonderful slave (if trained well).
HAZARDS:
* reduces to nothing without a woman.
was just thinking... who the hell spends time coming up with such crap o.O
1:44 PM
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