Tuesday, October 31, 2006
tada im back after not posting for so long :)
anyway today is halloween.. so erms happy halloween i suppose :) want a scary thought? tmr getting back result slips and got chem spa. so there. go study :)
anyway why would ppl say happy halloween. isnt halloween supposed to be about spooky stuff and scary things. that isnt exactly very happy to me leh (shuttup you horror movie lovers) so shouldnt we be wishing each other "Unhappy halloween!" or "Not-So-Happy halloween!" or something to that effect... ok or maybe my history of halloween isnt the most accurate version in the world :)
anyway was drinking ribena just now and just suddenly thought of this 7 good things to do on halloween
1. play gunbound :) theres event. means everyone gets to ride dragons and knights :) which means you get to whack ppl very hard. and get all those good shot bonus ultra high angle shot bonus backshot bonus and wadeverz
2. go to your neighbours' house and shout "HALLOWEEN! TREAT OR TRICK??!" while wearing your most scary costume and expression (ok i admit some of you can just go as yourself, scary enough) just go check out your neighbours' occupation first though. make sure he isnt some police officer or terrorist buster. dont want to see your face on tmr's front pages. oh well make sure he isnt some judo pro or ex national wrestler. dont want to see you in the orbituaries either
3. sms "hey hey hey its halloween! hows life?" to random numbers bet you your replies (if any) will fall into one of these categories: huh?wad?(these ppl never heard of halloween), who are you? i dont know you(like duh i dunno you dude), i think you've got the wrong number, wrong number la! (yes i know this, genius), haha eh you press wrongly?... but are you a girl? (the perverts), if you're a girl can i have your number? (the stupid perverts), eh dont waste my sms.. you wrong number! (ppl with limited smses but still want to reply) 老子不懂你是谁!! (reply with 我也不懂你是谁 leh)
ok the list goes on. but ANYWAY my point is no one would reply: happy halloween to you too! but may i know who you are first? see.. singaporeans so unpolite never greet back. so much for the be polite campaign. completely clashes with the dont speak with strangers campaign.
ok b4 i forget.. 4. stare at the sky. with a bit of luck (and with no bit of haze) you might see witches flying across the sky on their broomsticks eh? or maybe you might not.
5. wish your mum happy halloween. the expression on her face is gonna be worth her asking you whether you've gone mad
6. study for chem spa best thing to get into the mood rite :)
7. blog about 7 good things to do during halloween :)
okay im so distracted watching PCK at the same time oh just remembered i forgot to post photos of the singapore biennale thingy. must help them publicise abit ba. singapore art scene abit sad
lolz im too lazy to explain the photos :) just buy the tix and go yourself if you wanna know :) o btw i just viewed my blog using internet explorer. its screwed up so many things spoil :( dunno whether its my internet explorer or wad. oh wellz just use firefox :)
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