Tuesday, November 29, 2005
haiz second day of work le so freaking tired.. then esp today have lunch at 1130 so means after lunch we worked for 5 hours non stop.. so hardworking :DD
haha next to my desk got christmas tree!!
then i dunno whether can see or not there is a william tan poster in the office lol you know the very ego one haha :D
then before we start work we walk aroun novena square and i saw this shop.. weiyang weiyang shop.. lol so cool!!! :DD
haha then lunch we went to walk around and went to united square and some nice building called IRAS i think where ppl pay tax la.. haha food there quite nice.. brought there by someone in the office coz he was meeting his father also.. lol
ok nvm i start playing gunbound le.. and theres one big diff from fifa leh.. i keep losing :(( im so noob.. but maybe its my team mate la he also so noob one..
o i just won one game.. then that guy in our team keep scolding us coz we are noobs :( haha nvm la win can already.. lol
then play utopia and we are at war le.. found a nice target killed 1600 of his troops thru night strike :DDDD haha then steal his food and cast storms and vermin ... lol poor thing he's a dwarf some more..
ok back to gunbound.. tomoro must bring my camera out to lunch then can take more photos :DD
9:20 PM
Monday, November 28, 2005
haha just came back from work!! yes im working now :DDD (no sorry not working as toilet cleaner or road sweeper ok..)
working at AXA insurance company.. or as they prefer to call themself now, wealth management :S o and then i very the nice person working with calvin now.. coz his mother bugging him to go work so i asked him when my aunt asked me :))
haha dont worry dont run away i wont start asking ppl to buy insurance one la.. i so nice.. :)) just do some scanning stuff in their nice nice office with a very useful security door.. that door ah.. like look very pro like that.. but then the first thing maggie who is our superior taught us was how to enter the office without using that door.. lol and there were TWO ways around it some more.. so useful rite the door?
then the company ppl all very nice one.. haha the boss always not around.. then maggie so nice.. then got free drinks and stuff like that one lol :DD o then the worker beside the scanning machine one radio so loud then we all listen also.. then i happen to hear "脱掉脱掉，脱掉， 上衣脱掉，脱掉" :SS haha so cool :D
haha so fun :D but work means now very busy.. means tomoro i cant go that interreact thingy.. tmd and that also means i got very little time to play now already sobs sobs..
yesterday never even play utopia.. lucky this kingdom not as strict never kick me out yet.. but i suspect monarch not happy with me liao :(( haiz not really my fault la ok.. (since when has it been ever my fault?????!!!) coz my cousin come my house wad so must entertain them.. so i never play. then i got my new toy wad.. see its never my fault ok :DDD
haha ok must go out and eat le.. lol see la so busy no time to blog even
6:29 PM
Saturday, November 26, 2005
oya glen just told me to tell ppl in band sec 4 who want (if la) to go to react...
details tht we hv to tell them when we call: 1. date: 29nov, tue 2. venue: ri bandroom 3. time: 9am - 6pm 4. attire: sch-related clothes 5. bring: -change of clothes (shorts and tshirt, for games) -ezlink card (may leave sch for lunch) -$$$ for lunch -water bottles
haha yup yup thats all i copied from the msn window :DD
9:16 PM
haha actually im damn extremely happy to be more precise. just got a late birthday present.. its called a portable multimedia center.. and its damn cool!!!
can listen mp4, watch video, vcd, dvd, photos, voice record, ebooks and stuff like that.. and its a 20 gig monster.. lol i so happy !!!! :DDDDD haha i just loaded the incredibles into it and its damn sharp man.. lol :)))
ok i had alot of stuff to blog but i cant seem to remember anything now.. lolol hmm oya.. last night had a nightmare :(( so scary..
i only remember someone was chasing me with a gun.. then i remember got aliens coming into the picture also one.. dunno how come also i forgot.. then i dunno wad happen everytime the person (and somehow i remember its a girl. and it looks like that girl with the pacifier in sky high..) shoot me i can dodge the bullet.. like slow motion like that.. walao eh damn scary ok.. then the last shot was she caught me already coz somehow i cannot seem to run.. then she shoot.. then i wake up .. so scary :(( lucky i woke up in time so smart right :DDD
haha stupid nightmares.. i bet it was due to the cookies i ate before sleep.. and this
it looked so delicious i just couldnt resist leh.. urghz
so i went to bed feeling very full lor.. then get nightmare..
o and poor yuklun got wiped out in utopia just because he went on hols and never tell anybody.. haha bengoh you got company le lol hmm then my fren go hol also then ask me to play for him.. walao if i get deleted for multiple accounts im gonna slap him lol
ok shall go play with my little toy somemore :DD haha sorry for saying this again but.. im so so happy :D
8:51 PM
Friday, November 25, 2005
thats true!!! perfectly true ok :DD still dont believe???? ok i swear..
still dont believe ah... haiz why you so paraniod one.. i never lie one lor..
ok nvm let me rewrite that sentence. my blog has between 1 and 2 000 000 readers... ahhh now you get it :DDDD haha we live in a mathematical world dont we..
lol today woke up latest since start of hols -- 11:36am then breakfasted and lunched at the same time... then play utopia.. then got some idiot tried to attack me.. tmd not even at war.. and he's 50k networth higher than me.. and he failed.. NOOB..
Forces from i have aids (20:33) attempted to attack us, but failed miserably!
We lost 6 Soldiers, 198 Archers, and 153 Half-Giants in the struggle.
then of course must retaliate mah.. but being peace loving i din attack him back.. i only stole some money and war horses from him.. dont be stingy la he has 6000 war horses. and i only took 2166 of them ok.. haha i din really take any la actually.. coz i have no stables to keep them.. so all will be slowly released into freedom soon.. kind hearted me :DDDD
then i went to infiltrate his army.. then i laugh. hahaha :DD his army pay rate is 194% of normal levels... and his military is functioning at 101.1% efficiency. so greedy his army. tsk tsk tsk..
lol my mother making cookies smell so nice.. im always an important person in the process of cookie making. yes i am. i eat them :))) how much more important can you get..
haha ok going out le. to eat. eat all the time.
5:20 PM
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
today woke up.. looked at my alarm clock.. and its a freezing 25 degree celsius.. brrr. then i looked again.. its 9:01 am then i thought it seems to remind me of something significant (besides the fact that this is the earliest i woke up since the hols start)... ... .. . then i suddenly rmb.. soccer at 9 am!!!! haha then obviously din go lor. by the time i reach probably ppl go home already.. haiz so sorry :)))
im downloading some stupid game called maple story now.. the signing up so lag dunno why.. idiot game. then i registor and they need a pin .. so ok lor i give them one :012345 since they want six numbers.. guess wad ... "Please supply your Security PIN with a complex enough pattern" ........ tmd insulting me isit lol.. see stupid game.. no wonder yiheng tell me not to play.. but his alternative not much better la.. mindsweeper.... dotz dotz
hmm just now i very nice (as usual) go buy lunch for my mun and sis.. then i went into the lift to go down wad... then my neighbour's dog came out of his house and followed me into the lift.. tmd so i went out again.. and the dog (miki)(sorry miki soo but im not joking here) followed me out.. then i went in again.. and (no prizes for guessing), miki followed me in!!!!
tmd
so i had to stand outside the lift and wait for my neighbour to come and carry his dog away from the somehow very interesting me.. lol :DDDDD haha dog so cute keeping trying to lick me but i din have camera with me though so sad..
haiz so bored leh dunno wad to do.. stupid maple stop lagging. shit shit shit shit you. now they have this
"By entering the code you see in the box, you help AsiaSoft prevent automated registrations. This reduces system loads and ensures better performance of AsiaSoft services. If no image appears, please make sure your browser is set to display images and try again. If you are not sure what the code is, make your best guess."
guess????? ic. the random code i got was B642EY. someone tell me you can guess this..
aiya wadever la i give up.. maple dont want to let me play leh (for some indeed very unfathomable reason).. still cannot registor. slap them..
eh wait now that i typed that they all 回心转意 already hahaha :DDDDDD can 知错能改 not bad. i forgive them ba :)) even the login takes so long wads their prob. ok nvm i go play fifa first haha
5:05 PM
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
yesterday too tired to blog.. today no mood to blog. forever want to sleep now.. grad dinner was so freaking fun.. so many things to say, so i shant say any thing. it was fun la.
lol nvm. on my way to orchard hotel i saw this cute tweeny little yellow bird..
yea i know its very difficult to see its damn small. about the size of my thumb (yes i have a normal thumb of normal size thankyouverymuch)
haha then it wasnt afraid of humans apparently coz it happily posed for alot of photos. but on the other end maybe its becoz its just ME. hahaha :DDD
hmm then reach orchard mrt and obviously i dunno how to go to the hotel but obviously got someone to meet me. (eh wait i mean i met him. coz i was early and he's late) so kind of me. anyway then i realised none of us really know how to get there. so we wander around and around then decide to call ppl for help.. i called bengoh's hp. first time i think its shaun pick up. second time i think its yuzhuo. third time i think its weiyang.
forgot whether tonghin got pick up or not. and its bengoh's phone leh lol..
ok nvm the point is i called 3 or 4 times.. coz we got abit (ABIT only la) lost.. then went into the wrong building then met this lift person who so kind heartedly brought us to a deserted underground carpark with a funny smell and nobody around..
.... no la not rape dont be sick. he brought us to the correct stairs lol. but we too lazy to climb... but in the end we found the correct lift la. thx to my ability to read the sign "hotel lobby" lol
then we go into the nice nice $1.80 per night room (apparently) that shaun (his parents) paid for.. so nice of him (them) :DD then play cards and take alot of photos. then theres this very nice small little secret room which yuzhuo locked weiyang into lol. then wy so smart found a torchlight inside :DD
ok nvm about small little secret rooms.. so 7 oclock we went to the dinner la. nice place la actually.. nice everything.. i have photos.. but i think everyone else have also. and plus the fact that im lazy so i shant post them here :DD
the nicest photo is one of lsh on stage.. lol then she looked extremely small leh.. due to wonders of camera angles of course..
den at the end everyone took class photos.. except our very united (in death) class.. could only find 6 of us leh somehow .. so in the end never take.. tmd yuklun 你这个没用的 monitor.. :PP
ok father wanna use comp le haiz.. tomoro band soccer.. shall go if i wake up. IF.
9:37 PM
Sunday, November 20, 2005
lol watching harry potter stuck in chambers of secrets (oh wadever la) and i just heard harry say that.. lol ok im playing utopia, neopets, fifa, blogging and watching tv and the same time :DDD
haha tomoro grad dinner already.. and i dont even know where that place is lol. hopefully i will meet someone then i can rely on others to bring me there.. haha this is not laziness ok.. its called efficiency. actually you can even call it kindness if you want, giving others the honour to do me a favour. haha ok nvm just joking la :PPPP
shit the tv is damn distracting. so freaking loud. erm where was I? oya the grad dinner. then i just heard can wear short sleeve and jeans. then stupid me (er i mean enthu me) already bought long sleeves and black pants. lol haiz.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!" ok shit the tv again.
hmm i replayed astro boy again.. then i increased the difficulty. then i want to faint already. tmd its freaking difficult man. they crazy one. like instead of letting you use 30 super attacks, they limit it to 5.
five. FIVE??!!! tmd. not even enough to tickle that big big big monster/robot/humaniod... o wadever shit those thingys are la.
ok i have to admit im just a little bit too distracted to blog.. shall go play fifa somemore.
8:16 PM
Saturday, November 19, 2005
just now on my way to great world city, my sis showed me this sms:
who says english is not hard? fill in the blank with YES or NO.. "____, i dont have a brain."
haha anyway just came back from great world city watching harry potter.. nice movie. esp since its free :)) haha even got free popcorn and free coke. lol :DDD
though the movie is like getting darker and darker every movie.. the overall effects were good though. dragon is very nice :D:D then dumbledore abit the strange like that one.. look like some crazy senile old man.. :S voldemort also the crazy crazy one lol.. noob la him lost to harry potter..
o and i think hermione is damn pretty.. lol.
hmm then on my way back i very lazy to take bus (not that i know wad bus and where to take anyway) so i took cab to city hall then take train.. then the cab driver is very the chatty... very keen to share all his knowledge with me about taxi ventilation, bird flu human flu, and how im so smart to take cab to city hall coz it will cost 15-16 dollars instead to take all the way to my home :D haha
haiz ok so short blog but so late le must go watch tv lol.
9:55 PM
Friday, November 18, 2005
lol my house just had power cut off for 20 minutes coz those ppl ( dunno who la) wanna do maintainence i think. so means no electricity la .. then that also means no comp. no comp as in cannot use. and cannot use means no comp. haha ok nvm
anyway so i played gameboy astroboy and i completed that game :DDD haha wasnt that difficult la actually but im a bit disappointed the game so short.. i liked the ending though.. astro and nuka sacrifice themselves to save human and robotkind.. so 伟大 sobs.. but in the end i din really get to die la.. coz some phoenix god gave astro rebirth or something.. so anyway thats the second time i get a rebirth.. lol i win lord voldemort already hahaha :DDD
then no electricity means fridge also cannot use.. so being a very considerate person who strongly believe in not wasting food.. i took it upon myself to finish up the foo din the fridge in case they spoil in that 20 minutes.. how honourable. it was a difficult task but i persevered on and succeeded.. haha that means i ate all the ice cream, drank all the milk, and ate the chocolates :D:D lol very full now but i dont mind.. these things can happen once in a while :))
i think neopets is a bit funny.. two days ago i won an old rotton left sandal and an old rotton right sandal.. gues wad i won today? no not a centre sandal. i upgraded le
an old rotten right BOOT!!!
haha so cool. i bet tomoro i get an old rotton left boot.
4:30 PM
Thursday, November 17, 2005
haha i got free tickets for harry potter !! lol coz my aunt's company very generous give free tickets and she very generous dont want to watch so give me lor.. lol yeah haha. anyway the movie's suppsoed to be good so i must watch. i would have watch even if it was lousy anyway so nvm. lol.
watched and jerry with my sis just now. so hilarious.
i feel so sorry for tom (erm tom it the cat btw).. he keeps getting bullied by jerry (which obviously is the mouse) (yea sorry la i know you very smart can do 2-1=1). anyway it made me think tom and jerry is evil la..
you see ah.. coz it teaches small kids how to revenge others in very sadistic ways with (or without) the slightest provocation. and it gives very false notions to innocent kids (like me) that ironing somebody else's head wont kill.. and playing with guns and bombs are a good way of leisuring oneself. evil indeed...
lol then i went to play neopets. today got a bit more luck with underwater fishing :)) coz i got a rotton RIGHT sandal!!!
taa daa!!
so now i have a pair yeah!! great isnt it?.. now i can wear them properly lol :DDD
haiz actually wanted to post more photos of my tortoise but then i need to use the usb port but im charging my ipod shuffle which also needs the usb.. so sad. anyway my camera in my room too lazy to take it :))
just remembered suddenly suang asked me to go mervin ang's house to 打麻将.. then i forgot. oops. haha technically i din agree to go la coz i told him i'll think about it coz ang's house is so freaking far from mine.. then in the end i forgot to call him back so sorry :(( innocent mistake from an innocent boy la. haha..
8:15 PM
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
just came back from buying stuff for grad dinner.. but in the end only managed to buy one dark red shirt which my mum thinks look very nice but i dunno la..
then during dinner i accidentally knocked into someone , abit old one (ACCIDENTALLY one ok).. then i thought he looked abit familiar.. then my mum says he's from the worker's party one.. used to be their leader or something.. then i saw he carrying alot of big big posters (to be honest they are quite plain. enter into our RE sure fail one lol :P:P) anyway they are just full of words so i stole (i mean, took) a quick glance.. then i saw "you have dont it for NKF. now ask why ministers are paid millions" lol okie.. then there's another one i cant remember.. it was something about human rights one.. lol
elections coming so interesting (see im so concerned about politics haha) but he was in deep conversation with someone else so i din stop to look at more posters la later he scold me..
lalala today went to play badminton at bishan so freaking far away.. but at least i never rot away at home la so not too bad.. then beside us was those ppl who train at bishan = equals they very the good = they more good than us.. tmd. so when we play they keep looking at us and i think they keep commenting about us which is like so dui lian. we so lousy all anyhow play one then they like very pro like that :(((
hmm o that neopets scratchcard that somehow fell out of my pocket (i assume la) yesterday rite.. today it poofed out again lol. dunno wad happen lol but anyway din win anything la so no diff.
haiz my utopia kingdom lost the war.. coz alot of inactives.. so now my monarch wants to re organize kingdom so everybody must do rolecall on wad we are doing.. and we are going to kill off any inactives.. haiz this kingdom too active for me le.. im one of those listed of being not active enough lol :DDD
ok shall go play fifa again. so BORED.
9:15 PM
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
lol new hit counter :D:D looks so cute so i signed up lor.. shall create a few more when i have time.. o and it lets me do alot more things.. now i can even trace wad kinda web browser visitors use.. and wad operating systems and stuff like that.. lol so inquisitive like that.. :DD
anyway tonight abit free so i shall blog again despite my lag of topics to blog about.. just read xiaxue's blog and erm.. its full of RA stuff.. talking about her holiday in thailand i think then she went those funny places where she see girls do funny things to funny parts of their body which i shall have the decency not to talk about here.. haha dont be disappointed just go read her blog yourself
then that hit counter thingy.. somehow it lets me earn money too.. through something called affiliate earnings.. 1 dollar per person i affiliate.. wowowow.. like gigolo like that one :S:S anyway really couldnt be bothered to read that ultra tiny terms and conditions thingy.. so i shall just assume it means something like SPAM.. so again i shall have to decency not to sign up for it :DDDD
haiz i really wanted to blog a nice and long entry. but my mum is chasing me away coz she wants to use it to play games.. yea im serious she plays comp games.. something about setting correct tracks for a little choo choo train.. anyway thats how I see the game la lol.
9:28 PM
so bored again (how unexpected).. nothing better to do..
so i compiled all my calvin and hobbes comics together.. THAT took a damn long time man.. so anyway finish already.
so now all my 665 cut out comics rest inside these three books.. :DDDD
my hard work from 3 years lol.. ok i know your maths pro 3 years should have 1095 comics mathematically.. however i insist on being different. so i only have 665 lol :D
haha alot of times i just forget to cut or too lazy to cut.. and then there are the sundays when there are no comics. and this year haven even ended yet.. so look at it from a different perspective 665 comics is actaully quite good le ok?
im so bored i had to play neopets.. yesh i remember my password so i went in to look around lol.. then i dunno why got cheated of 600 neopoints.. i bought this scratchcard.. and then i click scratch.. and they say "you are not holding this scratchcard!!!" .... dotz... waste my money.. the scratchcard just poofed into thin air isit?? tmd
then i play tombola.. and i won this booby prize
nice keychain rite?
i checked.. its worth 1 neopoint.. so exciting.
then i went underwater fishing... and i got this..
an old rotton left sandal!!!
lol take note.. its only the LEFT one.. how useful.
anyway neopets is freaking laggin now so i shall go play other stuff.
5:00 PM
Sunday, November 13, 2005
lol i have this habit of cutting out calvin and hobbes comics from the newpaper everyday (assuming i remember la).. then have been doing this for quite some time le so i counted just now... and i have like 665 comics !!!! haha so fun so fun :DDD
hmm yesterday suppose to blog but too tired.. coz i only slept like 3 hours in that 29 hours.. so i almost died on the way home but i survived la duh.
so today i feel better already... but anyway went melvin's house watched kill bill, dodgeball, deuce bigalow and harry potter.
dodgeball was fun.. nice M18 movie.. and the twist at the end wasnt becoz the blonde was a lesbian.. coz she was bisexual!!! haha so cool one.. she kissed a woman and immediately turned around to kiss her boyfren :SS
then deuce bigalow was some bigolo show which melvin hated but me and calvin thinks it very nice..
kill bill is some sick RA show in which i learnt the extraordinary power of the human heart.. literally. when you cut of someone's head with a samurai sword, the blood doesnt just flow out. it SHOOTS out. it just pumps out of the neck like a fountain.. urghz
o of course that only refers to cutting off the WHOLE head... if you only cut of the SCALP.. then you just see the top of the brain.. no blood until the person collapsed.. :SS
then harry potter (in case you live in a cave) is just about some dumb boy with a scar.. lol. he's damn brave. but sad to say he's a little stupid too lol..
haiz i got attacked in utopia and i was like damn insulted coz the attacker was smaller than me.. then i went to check forums.. and that guy had one whole topic to himself.. coz our monarch crystal ball.. and she found out that this idiot was a stupid suicidal.. his attack more powerful than defense which is like the brown thing in my toilet bowl.. wth..
nvm so someone then whacked him like shit and his networth so small now i dont feel like thieving him so i resorted to thieving some other guy 40k higher than me and stole alot of honour so means tomoro i'll be dead dead dead le la.. lol
hmm two days ago went my sister's school to watch them perform drama.. erm its not very good. ok thats it. but its not too boring la.. some of those sec ones so cute.. then the whole show throughout the three classes was punctuated with very loud "我的mike没有声音了!!!!!" yea yea really没有声音.. the whole world heard you :S
o cats and dogs started le means i must go and watch means i cannot blog anymore.. haiz.
7:53 PM
Friday, November 11, 2005
lol here i am at melvyn's house using melvyn's comp to blog :D haha just watched sky high and its so freaking funny lol.. there better be sky high 2,3,4,5,6789... haha :D
then later we are supposed to have movie marathon the whole night in his house but beside me melvyn calvin and bengoh are all asleep le :( sobs everyone so tired meh.. only bengoh very restless but cant do anything about it lol so funny..
hmm just got our report card back.. and we just realised all of us have a small report book, a big report book, and a black report book.. yeah we are rich rite.. so greedy for wad.. nonsense. as if you have alot of great result slip to put in like that..
anyway since everybody will be talking about their great results, i shant. haha :DD not that i have great results. but they say greatness isnt measured in numbers. so screw all you ppl who got .. arghz forget it. it takes greatness to understand greatness. (quote from albar) Reading makes a Man!! (another quote from albar which is in everybody's report card comment) no im not being random, im just sharing great things with you ppl.. lol so now we know education doesnt make a man. reading does. thats why all of you are great. coz you're reading MY blog :PPPP hahaha
o then lsh so nice put in nice comments for me which i wanted to post here but i scared all of you get jealous :P:P haha no la no la (o so familiar so long never hear already i actually miss it), just that my bag is downstairs and lazy me dont want to walk down to take so too bad/too good for you :))
haha i have alot to post today actually but its so uncomfortable blogging on a foreign comp (haha sorry melvyn) with 2 asleep person and no lights on to see wad im typing at all so i kep makng typo errirs to do forrgve ne ok....
so nvm tomoro when i go home after band soccer (which i probably will be late/wont turn up until its over/wont wake up until its over, no thx to watchin moviess until 5 am), i shall post. hopefully la.
6:50 PM
Thursday, November 10, 2005
wad do winnie the pooh and alexander the great have in common?
hmmm...
they share the same middle name!! :D:D haha so funny lol.
ok that was totally irrelevant just like my title so nvm :)
recently alot of bloggers are gaining attention coz of the pics in their blogs.. first there was xiaxue.. then got sarong party girl.. now got this clapbangkiss blogger.. (http://www.xanga.com/clapbangkiss)..
xiaxue doesnt really acknowledge her as a good blogger (no surprise).. xiaxue thinks she's just a "pretty girl who happens to have a blog".. sounds familiar?.. yea thats what she more or less thought of sarong party girl.. just ppl who post nice pics of themselves on their blogs (not that she herself doesnt do it).. all of them are no threat to her la she thinks. but i digress.
anyway their blogs are popular, no doubt about that.. why? coz they have alot of pics of themselves in their blogs.. and all of them happen to be girls... :S so i must learn from them (no not by becoming a girl you idiots).. i mean.. i shall post nice pics on my blog..
haha so cute right :DDD
no offense to them though lol..
hmm today i just realised that our grad dinner is on 21th which is on the day of harry potter on channel five and i HAVENT watched that dumb movie.. tmd tmd why why why so coincidental.. haiz :(( some more on an occasion in which ponning is not a question.. sigh.
shall ask my mother to tape it for me though.. if i remember :S
hmm tonight going my sister's school to watch some drama lol.. their school so cute every class will put up a drama every year as part of a project or something one... then being very nice i decided to go.. lol :D
you know.. a train station is where a train stops. a bus station is where a bus stops.. on my desk i have a work station.. :D
lol so funny.. today im full of random and irrelevant stuff.. the newpaper is full of this kind of crap actually.. lol but i like :D
for the sake of being random.. another random comic ..
3:25 PM
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
today woke up at 11:11 am coz no one bothered to wake me up.. my alarm clock retire already :D then i din eat breakfast... no wonder im slimming down at such a frightening rate.. haiz so scary.. din even want to eat lunch coz i too lazy to go down to buy.. but in the end still have to eat coz my mother force me to buy :S then as usual just slack around the whole day.. then very bored again :(
so i decided to change my tortoise water which is like getting so dirty lol.. so now my tortoise is very happy.. (i assume la)
see smiling happily at me :D
technically the tortoise on the left belongs to my sis.. but somehow i take care of it also.
kind hearted me right :D
changing tortoise water is a very hazardous occupation.. coz the dumb tortoise never understand what you are trying to do.. so they try to scratch you.. and struggle like shit when you try to hold them still. tmd 忘恩负义的乌龟..
before the hols, i always envisioned hols to be something like this
but imagination always like to contradict reality.. they just cant get along isit. then i thought i shouldnt just rot away the entire hols like that..
so i planned to do the following.. 1. complete a puzzle. you know those 5000 pieces one, which says 4 years and above. 4 years is too long.. i plan to complete it in just 2 MONTHS.. lol so pro right :P:P haha anyway i bet i wont even complete it.. i'll get so bored of it after a while i'll very generously give it to my mother who will complete it for me :D
so technically.. yes i WILL complete a puzzle :D
2. pack my room yes it sounds simple..and it looks even simpler.. (coz light travels faster than sound)
but they (the great ppl) (as in WE) always say the simpler it is the more difficult it is to do it. i have always promised myself to do this job.. coz my room is only somewhat neater than a garbage dump. so within the next few weeks i shall find time from my very busy schedule to clean up my room :D
3. gain weight this is indeed the most difficult and complex.. one of the greatest wonders of the universe (seeing that it concerns ME haha) no idea how to do this though.. those stupid slimming centres only teach you how to lose weight.. (and they never really succeed anyway)
so i have to depend on myself.. hmm...seeing that you become SMALLER (lighter), we can assume they teach you how to DIFFERENTIATE yourself.. so if i want to become heavier (BIGGER), i INTEGRATE myself.
haha pro-ded maths right. problem is i always screw up my integration haha. so shitty lol. later i become overweight.. ok nvm talking cock again.
4:32 PM
Monday, November 07, 2005
apparently (as a particularly good student found out) you only appreciate something only after you dont have it anymore. i mean it.. seriously la. being good students we should all be mourning after the grad ceremony.. but instead we prefer to sing song and eat food. lol
so now i understand already.. school is so freaking important.. without school i have nothing interestin to blog about.. without school i have no frens to talk to.. and without school i have no nice photos to take :(
so you see.. i love school.. (no dont try using fallacies to talk to me. they dont work with me. i mean.. i dont work well with them.. not well at all)
i'll rather there be school today where we can just spend 5 hours plus a recess talking and playing cards.. than to stay at home with nothing to do at all.. so bored.. so i went library yesterday.. borrowed 笑傲江湖 which i plan to re read since im abit (a BIG bit) free.. hmm and i finish watching 我的野蛮奶奶 which is like so nice lol :D
hmm i actually wanted to upload class photo here one for ppl who never buy.. but blogspot doesnt seem to agree with me.. lol so too bad la.. some other time when im free :D
then i played my astro boy game.. and im getting quite pissed with those stupid little robots in the game who think playing around with time is like damn fun or something.. so time is messed up.. so i keep going in and out of the future.. 没大没小.. lol.
anyway since i have nothing to talk about.. i'll talk about soccer.. recently (just a few hours ago) was a milestone in the history of soccer (besides the fact that I (yes the great I) talked about soccer) :P
yes manu beat chelsea!!! :D a milestone indeed.. anyway i probably offend alot of ppl if i talk too much here. so i'll shut up abit.. then i read this quote from a damn gracious loser who has this amazing ability to insist every single match regardless the outcome that HE is the best.. so its something (tongue in cheek.. more or less la :D) like "they played their hearts out.. they went for every tackle.. they were very lucky to get that freak goal.. they deserved to win"
"yes yes yes they were (are) a damn good team... BUT (as in BUT in CAPITAL LETTERS) i am the SPECIAL ONE (as in SPECIAL ONE in CAPITAL LETTERS).. and of course we are the better team isnt it like super obviously you freaking morons :S so in other words you idiotic ppl who hate us just shutup and dont disturb me just because the special one had a little bit of trouble with a damn lucky team. so thankyou and byebye"
"o wait.. did i mention that I am the SPECIAL ONE? i did? o nvm it doesnt hurt to re-emphasise anyway." "very sincerely, the special one"
congradulations. you take defeat well indeed. as for your subtlely polite reference on the positioning of teams in the league table.. erm actually i dont rather our positions were reversed.. not for all the russian rubles in the world. you see.. at least we got to make you eat your words.. and BIG words they were.. mind you dont CHOKE.
see la im not supposed to say too much but i couldnt resist. he's the special one wad.. must give him more space on my blog.. we share something equal. EGO >< waitaminute. not equal. so insulting (no i dont know to who)
ok my sis need help on astroboy.. irritating robots. slap them..
nonono NO offense to this comp here ok? dont get offended than go hang yourself hor..
5:52 PM
Saturday, November 05, 2005
活到老，学到老 so the saying goes.. which means even after we graduate from ri.. we must continue learning. so today i've decided to learn something about fifa 2005. ok i know im not very good.. coz i only play a few weeks and was rudely interrupted by the common test.. but now got time so can play more..
anyway i decided to find out wad world class level was like.. coz usually i play pro or semi pro only. and i learnt a few important things which i 'll (as usual) be kind and considerate to share. i used man united.. played a team called ascoli. ya i know you never heard of it b4. same here.. so basically i recorded down (as a well trained researcher who got A+ for RE somehow) every thing that happened.
so.. when you play world class..
all their players become superhumans (chromosome no. 24).. and all your players become little boys.
all their players have built in radar and know exactly where team mates are with both eyes closed.. all your players have hangovers and cant tell one end of the pitch from another.
all their players can break the 100 metre world record and cross like david beckham.. all your players dont understand the word RUN.
all their players can out jump giraffes to head.. all your players enjoy falling down.
all their players learn yoga. they can twist and turn any way they like inside you penalty box before ghosting past you to shoot. your players are too mesmorised by them to do anything.
all his players can somehow score from the most ridiculous positions and angles. all your players cant score from free kicks, corners, volleys, grounders, headers, potshots or anyhow shots.. in other words, you. cant. seem. to. score.
his goalie is godlike.. your goalie is blind.
now take all these together and remember that you are a 5 star team and they are a one and a half star team.. wth. i played using a lousy team b4.. and from experience i know that if i played at that tempo for 90 minutes all my players would have dropped dead. some how this ascoli team players can sprint up and down the field for 90 minutes faster than my players..
and the problem is he scored on the 90th minute. from outside the edge of the box. with no special moves or anything. just shoot. he's a one star player. against a five star keeper. and he SCORES. WTH WTH WTH
it took me a point blank acrobatic shot and then the point blank acrobatic rebound shot to score.. and he equalise just like that. lol. now i very calm. just now i was swearing at the comp.
so i conclude that fifa is screwed. yea i know thats coz i din win.. but i did win the penalty shoot out. but then the prob is.. i played another game.. this time against liverpool. and i won 3-0. so i figured out something was wrong.. it didnt take a genius to conclude that something is very very wrong indeed. lol
so i learnt a lesson today.. (again 活到老，学到老) fifa rox when you win (YAY!!) fifa sux when you lose (nobody saw that happen) lol.
so utopia is down again now.. thats bad news. coz i'll be inactive since 9 pm i have to go watch 射雕英雄专. then later this kingdom chase me out also.. haiz so shit. maybe the server will be ok suddenly. lol.
o and i got a new gameboy advance game.. astro boy thingy.. so fun.. but only got 13 levels altogether wth.. and in the past 1.5 hours i completed 3 levels already tmd :S so the other levels better be more of a challenge dont waste my money.
o i was right.. utopia just came up suddenly!! :D:D why am i so pro.. haha :D:D go off now bb :D
8:44 PM
Friday, November 04, 2005
so secondary school life is finally over. dunno whether to feel sad or happy. anyway so today we graduate. not secondary. not JC. we are neither here nor there.. how exciting.
ceremony went ok la. headmaster speech was er.. lets just say unexpected. we graduating.. so he talks about china and india developments. 好不容易 survive 4 years of education and he immediately warns us of "formidable opponents" in the future.. i see. im sure everyone 获益不浅.. this is 无庸质疑的 :D haha nvm just joking la last speech le so listen lor.
so anyway got an empty booklet from chandru, and im officially out of ri. lol only thing i really rmb was this person from a gep class.. the guy who stole the mc's mike to announce his GREAT name to the entire world. how pro can you get? lets all start worshipping him shall we..
i mean.. how many of us are willing to steal the mc's mike on stage.. rather SUBTLELY inform him that he pronouced your great name wrongly.. and VERY politely tell your obviously extremely interested and eager audience that your worldly name is ... eh wait i forgot. somehow his tactics din work sorry.
lol then after that we went to watch movie. but b4 that we went to eat.. went to cafe cartel.. coz its bengoh's idea.. and he says can lend us coz he has alot of money.. so guess wad? he left his wallet in school.. lol so anyway we still ate la.. very full. with some leftovers
haha.. yes yes i know we all very healthy :P
the black balls are potatoes in case anyone is curious..
then after that watch DOOM. only 4 ppl watched in the end la.. so sad.. my first ever nc16 movie.. ok wait.. that should be my first ever LEGAL nc16 movie. lol. yes im 16 already you idiots :D
then obviously it was scary.. ok it IS nc16 after all. means its not my type of movie.. means i keep wanting to hide from those ugly monsters.. but i dont even have a bag.. so i watched it haha.. so nice. the ending part look like the game like that lol. ok i KNOW its meant to look like the game ok? i dont live in a cave. anyway i think the rock really very wuliao leh.. everytime fight finish in WWE, nothing better to do, he go to act movie and continue fight fight fight with other ppl lol.. first time i see him bad guy though :D
so ends last day of ri life.. haiz so sad.. awww. but we'll see each other in jc anyway.
so for the second and the very last time, auspicium melioris aevi. lol.
PS: i hate ppl who end with thankyou. coz either you speech is damn pro and everyone is interested and happy.. then they should be the ones thanking you.. if not then your speech is damn lousy.. which means ppl din learn anything from you.. then you should say: auspicium melioris aevi.. sorry for wasting your time.
so see? theres no real reason to say thankyou.. o i forgot. some ppl ARE modest (i wonder who) ok la fine then.
thankyou thankyou :D
7:45 PM
Thursday, November 03, 2005
not really in the mood to type anything. even though today milestone got 1000 visits :D:D see this. wth. TOTALLY no respect at all.
On February 12th, YR3, we received this note... To The Honorable Mr. law defect delet or die. u got 24h to choose after 24h u are open for raze Signed, King happi the Warrior of Master Chief
just becoz i forgot to log in utopia for one day.. lucky i happened to log in today leh.. if not i like bengoh like that DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD le.. even though now i very tired after watching reign of fire.. so i defected already.. the other kingdom seems more fun though..very willing to help ppl and very willingly to war. lol
and very polite to newcomers somemore:
"welcome, *streching out a red carpet*. We had some recent adjustments in terms of politics, but i think you will settle donw well. Again welcome. ;)"
haiz so polite.. think i should enjoy being here more :D
ok i wanted to type something important (as usual) i know. but i cant seem to remember right now (rather unusual given my photographic memory) o btw i just rmb a quote.. EVERYONE have a photographic memory.. but not everyone have the FILM :D so cheem ... ok ok fine not everyone have the memory cards.
wadever la. go sleep. tomoro graduate already. still cant believe it lol
9:45 PM
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
last day of school.. but obviously we made the most of it.
locking david out..
oo we lock weijie out also.. and he did his upmost best to get in.. and he did.. and see wad happened to him?
haiz..
they pounced on him..
david actually tried to help.. sure he TRIED. FAILED duh.
yuck
really yuck man.. lucky david.. got a scapegoat.. so obviously david ran away. he has SOME sense..
ok then today get back report card and testimonial.. tmd. heard that the school hire some external vendor to write for us.. wth waste money. but nvm first they are EXTERNAL vendors. means they get PAID. means they get MONEY to do the job for us.. and they made so many mistakes in our testimonials. wth.. wrong names wrong grammer wrong sentence structure.. woa their english rox rox rox..
then we get the blame.. we supposed to check any mistakes.. so someone missed out and din change "He was an intelligent student" anything wrong? yes its "He is an intelligent student" tsk tsk grammer so lousy.. but thats not the prob. the prob is that the person is ME.
damnit. almost everyone never see this mistake.. coz almost everyone had this sentence seeing that the company decides that there is NOTHING wrong with copy and paste. even suang had this sentence. but I happen to be caught.
so chandru was like "you WAS intelligent isit?" so its SUPPOSED to be FUNNY >< but it WASNT. coz its TRUE. i WAS intelligent. now im MORE intelligent :D:D haha. i integrate from intelligent to godlike :D
ok then we have spring cleaning
clapping. yea such leadership skills.
so enthu.
but obviously not forgetting to have fun :D
so ends the second last day of school. lol
8:30 PM
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
now that i've warned you.. lets begin
singapore is freaking hot recently. that includes today. wth i thought i was swimming in perspiration. where got so hot one. tmd.
so being the thinking student i obviously am, i started to ponder the possible causes. and being the generous person i obviously am too.. i decide to share my precious thoughts here........ 1. im being abnormal. nothing is wrong. except me 2. its summer 3. global warming 4. forest fires in indonesia 5. ppl mugging for o levels 6. we offended the sun
ok analytical thinking now. option one... is obviously bullshit. no explanation needed. so insulting. it took me a great deal of effort to type that.. it went against laws of nature to post that. but nvm. its WRONG >_< style="font-weight: bold;">option two.. is also bullshit. singapore never got spring autumn winter one. just summer all day long all year long. eh wait that makes it correct than. its SUMMER !!! pls lor if its this easy we wont need so many options for you. so its WRONG too.
option three... ahhh.. science. rubbish la this.. anyone who has watched the movie the day after tomolo would be able to tell you.. that global warming, green house effect and climate changes can also freeze the earth big time.. so wad makes you think it'll be this hot? last i checked, melting point of ice is O degree celcius.. tsk tsk call yourself science students..
option four.. this is a possibility.. we (ie me benny and calvin) brought it up to suang during macs after O levels.. erm simply put, to 避免惹来 pinch 身之祸.. this one goes out of the window too.. eh wait i'll get fined for that.. ok it goes down the rubbish chute then. >_< option five.. ppl (ie the lucky ones who can take O levels unlike unlucky ppl like us) are muggung FEVERISHLY for the exams.. conduction, convection causes global warming. really? wow so hardworking man.. no la this one also cannot.. cant think of any counter arguments.. except that i dont think we are that insane to mug until like that.. lol. and i have option six anyway..
so.. option six.. thru elimination.. i present to you the answer : we offended the sun!!! gasp. this is dangerous. no wonder so hot.. im getting microwaved in my house.. go swimming get boiled alive.. walk outside and you get baked.. go bbq and you get barbequed. 就地取材 wad..
so this is bad.. yes it indeed is.. as leaders thinkers and pioneers.. we must think of solutions... ok so how..
1. offer mr sun a glass of water. you really think so???? ok i wonder if you have heard of something called insanity. or mere stupidity. you go try la.. and get vaporised.
2. offer mr sun TWO glasses of water. ahh. double bribery. or double trouble.. i dont think it'll work. seriously. take the results of option one and multiply by two.. means.. you get vaporised alive also. in half the time.
3. offer mr sun ice lemon tea. ahhh.. so cooling and refreshing. until you realise the sun enjoys being HOT. so you die also la.
haiz the end of world is coming.. arghz.. die die die.. sobs. but dont worry. story haven end. im not done yet.. in the hour of need great ppl rise to save the world. no la dont look at me like that can.. i very modest one la.. no need publicity :D
you wanna know the solution? i consider first... ... ............... ..... ........ ........... ......... ... .................. ....... ...
ok la.. the solution came to me in a brilliant flash of geniusity and inspiration and creativity. 后羿 came along and shot down the sun. it turned out that the sun had a twin hiding behind him all along.. and everyone lived happily ever after..
THE END
.. ok i DID warn you thats its bullshit. haha made you read thru so much crap in front :D:D happy happy and 无聊 me :D
8:10 PM
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