Monday, October 31, 2005

lol o levels only wad. relax. haha. reports said that an explosion was heard near bishan. no la no one blew up the school relax..

everyone so united. lol

anyway..
compo was more or less ok.
the tian zi were more or less ok.
zao ju were more or less ok.
zong he was more or less ok. (teachers plagarised from net wth)
li jie was more or less NOT ok. (teachers really look up upon our understand abilities man so proud)
suo duan was more or less ok.

so everything was more or less ok. A1? i dunno. wadever la.

ok anyway nothing much happened to david la

aahhhh..

awwww...

ooooo...

eeeee...

haiz.. nothing interestin happened in the end la :(
evil yuklun.

lol then went to watch flightplan with calvin benny and benho..
ok show la.. below expectations though..
but alot of nice shows coming soon..
narnia
harry potter
doom
sky high
aiya and alot more la.. cant really rmb anyway. calvin's treating me(i assume) (thankyou in advance)..
so just watch all ba :D:D

ok now that our first and very last o level is OVER.. its time to celebrate.
i know everyone is very sad.. but come on.. good things come in small measure.. the egaer wait for this hurdle is finally over.. the useful remedials we go to.. (o btw i think talkingcocksummit is lot more useful than any other lessons :D:D ) nice one yj :D

we all will definitely miss the excitement of O level and watch in envy and jealousy other lucky ppl from other more fortunate schools who have so many more chances to challenge their knowledge and abilities in this exciting challenge. so we need things to cheer us up..

so class party on wednesday? i dunno la.. i still prefer a paper ball war :)
then for the finale we all whack david. isnt that like the best idea.. lol :D:D
aiya no mood to blog again..
the games beckon.. i cannot resist

9:25 PM

Saturday, October 29, 2005

yeah can post pics le :D
yesterday's sleepy dogs..

sleep...

sleep..

and more sleep.. why all the dogs there so tired one :S
like me.

o and the pics from our class story telling...

daniel again..

teachers are here..
everyone so interested..

then chandru try to act young and abandon klow to sit with us..
lol

lol today went to buy sunyanzi's perfect day album.. then got free poster so nice.. no place to put it though lol..

so its now on my cupboard.. but that also mean i cant open my cupboard anymore :S
so dumb right.. :(

haiz so bored must study for chinese o levels.. ok i plan until very nice already.. studied first semester of sec 4.. later shall study second semester when watching 射雕英雄传 :D
then tomoro study sec 3.. and read thru sec 1 and 2 if got time..
such an ingenius plan.
then monday can go exam le :)

my utopia starting to screw up le so irrtating.. got whacked. idiot. but then some guy in my kingdom took advantage of him attacking me to attack him also.. haha so he lost more than me in the end.. and im bigger than him lol. slap him.

then my kingdom ppl dunno wads their prob. 要war就war right, 讲这么多做什么 .. irritating monarch dont want to openly declare war..
so we are hostile towards them..
and they declare themselves fortified..
and we make random attacks on each other..
so everyone very stagnant (see la got mosquitoes) now :(
haiz nvm la let me rebuild my army first.

o i killed a mosquito just now.. feel quite proud of myself .. i contributed towards the cause of saving humanity from dengue leh.. lol so nice of me :)

bored bored bored.

6:25 PM

Friday, October 28, 2005

lol just came back from KFC dinner.. so satisfied now :D
then went to pets safari... and see all these sleepy sleepy dogs.. make me wanna sleep also..

but then blogspot decided happily that it wont let me upload photos today.. tmd screw it. all my nice pics of sleep dogs cannot see. later then try again..

o and all my nice pics of our class listening to daniel tell story again cannot post.. arghz
poor kevin.. this time chandru and klow both listening :D:D
ahh his image totally ruined already.. den he try to salvage some face but to no avail obviously.. i mean.. with leonard and daniel around.. lol
shit la no pics..
o and we saw the true side of chandru.. tsk tsk tsk he was like so 幸灾乐祸..
he was actually disappointed that the cybersex plot failed.. :S
so evil la him.. but so cool also :D:D

today all the teachers like very sad like that.. say wad today is the last ever lesson.. so sad so sad so sad.. so fast must say bye bye le.. :(
i thought they would be happy to see us leave lol..
haiz o we are planning class party on wednesday rite. can we have something more interesting..
like paper ball fight..
play cards in front of david..
do something funny (no i dunno wad) to david...
do something funnier to klow (no i dont know wad either)(to prove that our class CAN unite when we really want to do something) :D:D

o and speaking of philo.. i actually got A for philo leh.. wth la. no idea how i did it anyway. dunno whether to feel proud or not.. dunno anything la.

anway we are leaving RI le mah so sad.. leave behind something memorable at least :)
(anything can be memorable if we make it)
haiz i suppose we will miss RI even though nobody wants to admit it openly now.. everyone just wanna get out of this place.. obviously not me.. i love RI so much..
see la wanted to post some comic one but blogspot screw up.. damn

ok i realise im quite influential you know.. i started playing utopia in my class this age.. then i persuaded yuklun to play.. then convinced bg and wy to play.. yesterday sent an invitation and mervin ang started playing.. today matthias say he will start playing too :D:D
haha see great leadership.. as expected obviously.

oya went home with matthias today.. had such a nice long talk about utopia :)

9:00 PM

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

tmd i got another 79 today.. that chem. so idiot. so now my SS physics and chem got 79. walao eh so unlucky one :(

so my gpa only 3.64 now i think.. thats freaking low.. if my 79s turn into 80s then it will be so much higher. arghz.
today get chem and english and bio.. lol all ok la i think. all A1 anyway :D:D and my english got 25.. happy happy

lol today was damn fun.. our class ah damn idiot. last week of school le then become like thatso fun.. anyway it all started during english.. suppose to go AVT to watch RADIO.. as usual albar wasnt there.. she was late and (of course) and it was leonard's fault (obviously) for not calling her..

so we had the AVT to ourselves.. and more importantly we had the microphone.. so pop stars popped up from nowhere..

this wasnt unexpected..
he tried to sing 老鼠爱大米 :D .. lol

then we have some entertainment..

fooling around la as usual..

daniel the story teller...

story of phang daniel leonard kevin and a girl called daphne... damn juicy man..

small interruption.. andre tried to make campaign speech..
sorry ah abit blur coz i was laughing and my hand was shaking.. :D

and then.. miki tried his entertainment skills also...

was a failure (do i really need to say this)
he got booed off the stage...

... with popular demands of daniel to continue his interesting story..

oya and pius tried too..

haha no prizes for guessing the success rate.. :D

see our class so freaking fun one.. :D:D until albar came and spoil the show by scolding leonard for not calling her lol... leonard always the scapegoat..

then later physics.. erm half of HYT's class poofed and disappeared..
so she very bored start flirting with matthias..

haha caught you :D:D
lol tsk tsk din know matthias like that one :P

i bet jianliang is damn jealous..

then she so kelian.. tried to show us movie.. its called timeline i think.. but only she jianliang and david watching i think.. everyone else (yala plus me) play cards :D (or missing somewhere)

o i learnt how to play bridge le lol.. yuklun taught me :D
see it wasnt a wasted physics lesson.. wow i actually learnt SOMETHING during physics. lol.

6:00 PM

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

today get back results. lol eventful day..
erm first get maths.. hahaha i rock. so happy. i broke my personel best record and got 47/60!!! thats 78.33333333%. lol so that pushes my maths to nicely 70.0 which is 3.6 :D:D
knew my maths was pro all along.. (shuddup you)

ok then get SS. 23/30. ok la not too bad.. then i realise my overall is 79%.. tmd.
ok so this guy got top in level..

see he's smirking so happily now .. tsk tsk tsk..

then get physics. lol wy surprised everyone by being a "late developer" and got 37/50 !!
lol erm ya and this was wad happened to bengoh's paper

haiz poor paper.. if anyone wants to know = so slow that you haven figured it out yet.. it was an accident (of course). obviously he really din meant to tear it. (naturally)
if this is physics.. i hate to think wads gonna happen to CHEM. lol. burn la.
haiz so bengoh very sad now.. coz everything also din go correctly for him today. so sad :( but nvm la.. sec 4 over le. heck ba.

lol then we get back lit. HA. this is THE important part..
i shall now proclaim myself lit pro le. tmd that actually was andre's name on his question paper.. lit pro..
but i officially strip him of his title and confer it upon myself :D
so nice 82%. another personel best :D
even beat suang... oops i meant.. suang actually came close. phew :P
haha just joking la.. suang dont mind one right?

O and today we saw the true side of yuklun.. some monitor.

playing cards during lesson time..
so blatantly some more..
prefect tell you to stop you ignore...

i like !! well done!! good job!!
indeed a true reflection of our class. keep it up.
and NO andre wasnt innocent

lol

8:31 PM

Monday, October 24, 2005

lol damn it this swim thingy proved me wrong. i estimated half wont bring swimming stuff...
erm lets just say alot of classes ( including us) cant even make a complete team. lol.

its more like half the batch took my advice and became kind thoughtful and considerate ppl overnight. then our FT2.. cant stand him lor.. our class only TWO din come school.. and den he scold us already. wth la. other classes like half the class disppear lor.. ok nvm this first.

THEN he threaten with this thingy called testimonial.
WOW.
so scary.
gasp.
thunder.
lightning.

i thought we learnt something in fallacies about appealing to force or wadever.. see im so attentive in class. ok thats beside the point le.

ok so swim carnival was damn exciting..

that guy slacking at the goal post is either weijie or weiren. cant rmb la.

lol but miki fell asleep halfway..

no offense of course :D
alot of ppl not even at this swimming pool lol..

so sorry hor miki couldnt resist the temptation to take this photoss.. :P:P

anyway our class lose 1 win 2. still din get into semis in the end la.. so sad.

then after swim carn everyone very tired. so everyone go library sleep lol.

this one yuzhuo take one.. lol :)

so its over le.. the fun part i mean. tomoro is get back CTs papers. arghz so scared so scared.
dunno scared wad also. only a CT anyway. but still scared.. damnit talking cock.

o just remembered.. talking cock. yesterday that charity show.. before the zoe tay walk the nails thingy.. quan yifeng was like
“这个钉床上面是有很多钉子的。”
...
o yea.. it really took a genius to work that one out .. :D
anyway heard ocean sing.. so nice :D:D

ok go do advanced lit now. haiz.

5:30 PM

Friday, October 21, 2005

yes i bought a new digital cam.. its like my shuffle like that.. no screen one. and super small.. just take photos. must use comp than can see them lol.

lol but its quite ok la actually.. this is the view outside my house window besides my comp.. lol so fun.
shall take more later.

in case you are wondering..the only chance i'll ditch this camera is
1. i get a new digital cam
2. i buy new hp with digital cam

ok probabilty of first option is about as high as me scoring A1 in maths (o wait thats actually quite high lor)
probability of second option is must wait until probably next year. lol so i'll be stuck with this little toy for the time being. but its damn cheap la.. 48 bucks only leh

hmm today go school also waste of time.. din have to submit the subject combi in the end.. and spent the whole day in rjc..

lol oya i signed up ppl for inter react hor sorry.. that means everybody from my batch from band and contacts in my phone book are in inter react now :D:D its partly (about 90%) lester's idea la you all go scold him.. im innocent as usual duh.
for ppl who still dont noe.. inter react is like react but its for j1s joining band. dont be so nOOb. even i noe.
eh why i did i use the word even. sorry pretend you din see that hor.. im too lazy to go back and delete it leh..

lol monday got school.. i had expected a holiday.
i mean.. we must be kind and considerate and thoughtful, and give our beloved teachers enough time to mark our precious exams.. oops i mean CT papers.. come on la not every one like our highly respected year head can finish marking so quickly one rite? she still wanna suan other teachers.. so evil. *slaps*

anyway i bet alot of ppl will be kind and considerate and thoughtful one (means they will give teachers more time to mark.. means they dont want to disturb the teachers.. means they will excuse themselves from school automatically although it pains them greatly to do this)

some more got that added incentive of the super exciting inter class water polo!! as if interclass soccer not enough. now must play in water. i estimate half the batch (wadever la my maths not exactly very powerful) to forget to bring swimming stuff. even bring also pretend never bring.

tsk tsk tsk haiyo so bad.. i mean bad as in the excuses are bad la (dont lag pls).. we are supposed to be CREATIVE students. think of some better excuse la ppl.
"forget to bring" belongs to the stone age for goodness sake.
"my dog/cat/bird ate it" belongs to 2 centuries ago.

im not giving ideas here. cant think unproperly now. still have gotten over the idea that exams o shit CTs are over. so sad. must tune back to normal mode first.

aiya for simplicity's sake.. just be a kind, considerate and thoughtful person on monday.
no i DONT mean anything by that.

8:59 PM

Thursday, October 20, 2005

ok inter class wasnt much fun la.. lst 1 draw 2.. ok not bad improve from last year i think.. the goal difference was better..

haha ok erm we borke record la i think .. that weijie got cramp in every single match we play.. lol yes that includes the 4th match we played after everything ended.. (it was suppose to be just for fun!!!)
4 matches and 4 cramps.. ok he cramp expert liao lor...

but then inter class was fun too.. (despite losing.not winning) coz we talk alot of cock in between the matches. esp that andre xiao. wants to be councilor in RJ.
( no im not joking) (and by the looks of it he's not joking either)

here's part of his long prepared speech.
"i want to be the BRIDGE between STUDENTS and the prefects. it is YOUR rights im going to fight for. I will make YOU heard in the school..vote me in for YOUR own good"

wao andre suddenly so noble. i see (and hear) signs of post RI elections campaign speeches idiocy.
tmd he even stole he microphone for inter class to make speech.. lol

oya and he's gonna campaign for world peace also.. coz inter class soccer can promote world peace.. (REALLY!!!)(see ah.. inter class promotes class bondings.. which promotes school bonding.. which promotes country peace.. which promote world peace!!!) :D:D
ok la i noe it sux.. but andre's no einstien anyway so forgive him ba.. :D:D

oya AND he's also gonna wear a sash that says MR UNIVERSE (this is leonard's idea btw)
i love this kinda campaign man.. brightens up life alot..
so fun next year.. cant wait. imagine andre making speech man. lol.

so i dunno it was a fun day la even though we din get in.. ok not that we expected to get in.. we are realistic ppl ok.

ok back to play stuff...
some idiotic guy in utopia whack me when i was away during CTs..
tmd he's like how much bigger than me and he still attack.. so unhonourable. slap him.

9:29 PM

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

HELLOOO !!!!

yes im back le. finally. exams dont kill ppl after all. ok maybe im immortal la different case :)
for ppl who have been missing me (awww) ( if got la ppl miss me la i mean), thankyou very the much :)
hahaha ok play play play play play play ba.. nothing to mug le.. (chinese dont need to mug one la)

lol din watch GOAL with leonard and gang in the end anyway.. dui bu qi hor.. went to thai express with bg wy and suang.. so nice the food :)

feel so subdued (yes i know suang) now dunno why.. not excited at all. haiz ok nvm got inter class soccer to look forward to tomoro. lol will be a great improvement if we can win even ONE match.. see how nOOb our class is.. went out of group stages last year without scoring a goal at all. so to improve our chances im gonna play this year :D
( obviously it will be an improvement.. no not (necessarily) because i play.. coz we cant deprove anymore le so lousy)

ok must find someone to slime again today.. hmm.. oya since we are talking about soccer..
theres some china team in S league.. (yes there IS an S league). sinchi football club.. they hor damn bu yao lian one man.. last week they play geylang (as in the football club not the women), and they lost coz geylang got 90th minute freekick goal.

so how? they not happy. go push the referee.. and their whole team walk off the pitch before the match ended...
damn pro rite? and guess wad??? ...they blame... US!! (as in us singapore not United States)
walao eh. they claim singapore gave them too harsh criticism. unfair referee to them. coz "we are the guest.. would you lash out at a guest?"

ok lor next time you play give you 20 points head start want or not.. oops sorry thats not even enough to get into top 3...
ok la give you 30 points ok??.. OOPS even THAT also not enough to beat tampines.
(sorry we too pro le)

HAIYO so lousy dont come and blame us for your own fault la.. so irritating.
no wonder so many ppl want to kick them out next season. bleaghz

ok back to playing now. today just no mood to blog. sorry la so lazy.. but i had to.. must show yuklun that my blog lasted after the CTs :D
haha see as retribution someone attacked him and took his land in utopia :P:P

o speaking of retributions.. something happened to bengoh today which he foresaw yesterday.. ok nvm keep it quiet ba.. (see i so nice)
but its so frightening.. just know that cannot underestimate this retribution thingy man..

ok as glen (the band one) (the clar one) says :"haha yay u can finally play until u pangsai"

no problem man.

8:20 PM

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

actually today dont want to post one.. but then my 开blog大功臣 lost his love so i must comfort him abit..

this was how he felt
"so nice...
it was my one and only love...
now that she's gone...
how can i live on?"

poor yuklun.. yes he lost his phone (yala wad were you thinking of???)
tmd i liked that phone leh.. games quite nice.. haiz
nvm la yuklunk still got ruth. wont die.. must 坚强地活下去 ok??
lol

ok since im here i shall talk abit more.. that RI exams ah damn screwed up. really. everybody finish already then we start. wah very pro la. that means we have one less week to play after that. some leader and pioneer we are.
one. whole. week. eat rest sleep play. and then eat rest sleep play again.
thats seven days, 168 hours, 10080 minutes and 604800 seconds. behind evernone else. omg so lag. go upgrade la.
and then as we want to play more there are post exams activities.
so fun.

oya played my inventing games thingy today. decided our game to lousy so within the last few seconds of chem i thought of a whole new game :) and the PE teacher said "good effort"!!
haha so pro right. but at the end after the game i accidentally said too loudly how long i took to invent this game and the teacher heard me :S lol so funny.

i love school.

8:32 PM

Monday, October 10, 2005

you know ppl say blogs are for updating on recent events and stuff. so to follow the norm....
everyone, CTs are coming. MUG.

ok now lets talk about more important issues :) today i learnt a damn important art of insulting ppl. first you suan/insult/degrade the person
"eh you know why my class so lousy or not.. becoz got andre xiao!! if not very good one right??"

then you claim that it was a joke and he shouldnt take it to heart
"andre dont mind right? dont take it to heart la. im joking only right?"

damn good la. i can insult anyone and then tell him/her not to take it to heart. slap slap.

btw bayley won the house championships !!! haha we rawk man :D:D:D:D:D
(ok lor, wad did YOU do..)
i took part in some events also la.
(look of extreme incredibility)(pls cooperate)
REALLLYY!!!
(pauses, hesitant)
you know the recycling competition which we won..
(ahhhh of course..)(rousing standing ovation)

wa i damn pro script writer la.. shit getting lamer and lamer olready..

o and hor someone (lets keep this secret shall we) very proded tell me to blog about quiz answers.. hem hem. you want me to die isit. you think you who ah? I GIVE YOU FACE YOU DONT WANT! eheheheh YOUNG MAN. MIND YOUR MANNERS! GET OUT!
(haha shaun (oops) lets make this private. 20 bucks would do thankyouverymuch :D)

haiz today really very sian la realised that CTs ARE indeed coming man (or women when men become unnecessary).. so my very first step is to get an early sleep today :)
ok in case i no time to post next few days let me just give one series of comics now :):)

Introduction....

haha obviously maths is my favourite and most pro subject :)
(no im NOT lying you filthy hypocrites)
(waitaminute ever heard of something called sarcasm?)

happy studying

8:45 PM

Sunday, October 09, 2005

really. not lying ok i swear.

the great greek philosopher Heraclitus once said:
"Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at play"

the great greek philosopher Plato once said:
"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation"

the great french writer Jean Paul Sartre once said:
"Play is the poetry of the human being"

the great author Roger von Oech once said:
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father"

And, THE GREAT thinker, leader, pioneer (and genius) mervin law now says:
"tmd dont talk crap, just go play la."

see. all us great ppl agree. (look i actually related my to philosophy) it wasnt easy ok.
so my advice is obviously correct. heck the 4 previous ones if you like (or dont like).

see my argumentative skills are improving by day. and night. *clap clap"

aiya but argument improve also no use. my maths so lousy arghz. tried to study just now (really). but i did 13 questions on applications of differentiations and 3 questions on integration then i die already. lol.

today i feel a great sense of accomplishment. i just spent 2 hours finish reading 鹿鼎记. so that means i finally completed all 15 of 金庸's 武侠小说.
must really congratulate myself ok.. its a very pro accomplishment :D

for ppl who dont have my chinese books reading ability you can always do this:

THINK.RI remember? creativity is important.

ok now that got all the usual stuff out of the way, let me start suaning ppl. yo richard. haha dun worry la just answer your question
"y do u not mention ur studying schedule online?'

coz its like duh. no schedule mention wad shit.

and even if (IF) i have a schedule, tmd you think i mugger like you start encouraging everyone in this world to talk about mugging and exams isit.. sorry mugging is sort taboo in my blog hor :P

the world is depressing enough without ppl like you talking about mugs all day long. i use cups sorry. oops that was almost as lame as you man :S
anway if you really wanna know my philosophy (yuck) on studying (or mugging or screwing yourself wadever you call it)
this is the general idea:

happy?

6:56 PM

Saturday, October 08, 2005

haiz age ended le.. must wait until 3 days later then can start playing :( so bored now.. anyway i like some of the changes they made.. like halflings.. the elite unit cost like 150gc.. now cheap is that la.. average usually about 1000gc la :D:D

dunno wad to talk about today le.. haha. ok sorry to ppl who i din tell i got blog la.. really forgot :) and anyway i must make sure my blog dont die within first week mah later so 丢脸 so must give me time to get use to blogging (now im addictied la tmd)

hmm that samsung ahh.. very irritating. go and organise some handphone gaming contest. winner get xbox. some game called Arkanoid... tmd its a game that i dont have!! :S
got hp contest and the pro (yesh thankyou thankyou) is not there. wth wad contest is that man... why cant they organise contests for more sensible games like bubblesmile which i play.. then i got chance to win lor.. :) :)
lol btw my high score is 76550..
oya erm anyone samsung user get higher than me let me know can.. thx. its just out of curiosity la relax :)

haiz i feel like talking about lsh leh.. arghz habit to talk about teachers die.. but must be careful wad i write lol later i get sued.. yesterday two bloggers got charged in court for posting vulgar racist comments on their blogs... :S so smart right..

o and out of randomness i found this comic i like very much

i think they call this 真实生活的写照 :S we are optimistic ppl aren't we?

(sorry not applicable to muggers like .. o just for example richard lu!)(sorry you just popped into my mind. yuck my mind is polluted)(as in YUCK)
haiz sorry la cant stop suaning ppl everytime i blog :P

6:20 PM

Friday, October 07, 2005

lol ok yesterday wasnt last day of utopia.. today is. but anyway that noob that i attacked retaliated but..

"Forces from Kindom Avalon (20:10) attempted to attack us, but failed miserably!"

haha can expect it la.. i attacked him.. and i thiefed all his money and runes.. kidnapped his ppl... started fires and started riots.. bribed his generals... infiltrate his province.. steal his war horses
lol. shall whack him back later.. he's gonna die :D but last day anyway le la so nvm.

today get prelims back.. so nice got A1 on the dot after rounding off. :D:D happy happy..
but the seesion in LT1 was downright boring .. tmd the chinese teachers maths is worse than me lor.. (understandably since my maths is very good, where very = not bad, not bad = somewhat ok, and somewhat ok = sux).
tell us it ends at 2 and in the end finished at 3:30. make me get scolded by lsh. so shit im not supposed to mention her in my blog again. :S

ok la last time last time.. i promise.. just now after that sleepy session in the LT where i almost got caught sleeping by tph but calvin woke me up with an sms (no credit sorry), i called her. (again, hold your breaths and try not to puke).

"Mervin ah. WHERE ARE YOU??? YOUR GROUP DUNIT TO PRESENT ISIT.."
"no we are in LT coz the chinese teachers-" (sleepy me)
"EH EH EH.. IM YOUR SERVANT IS IT.. AT YOUR BECK AND CALL ALL DAY ISIT?"
"...." (totally awake)
"SO HOW? ZERO MARKS LOR" (imagine smirk)
"...." (imagine torture)
"I OUTSIDE SCHOOL ALREADY.. CANT PRESENT GET ZERO" (imagine bigger smirk)
"...." (imagine bigger torture)

no its not funny.. ok la it was funny if you heard the side comments by bengoh at the side.. but out of respect ( no more like out of my self preservation in case she read this) i shant post it here. imagine it la. its along the lines of .... ok forget it :)

so in the end still got present la. she lie to us one.. was hiding in the staff room all the while actually :( very funny meh joke until like that..

ok the usual disclaimer. above not ment to be funny etc etc. oops i mean it was meant to be funny but not meant to be offensive to any persons in any way. just joking as usual right?

so more or less schools like this.. tmd must go 发泄 everything on that utopia guy. DIE ba..

8:50 PM

Thursday, October 06, 2005

yeah!! my blog ok already.. think blogspot did something la.. now its no longer screwed up.. and i can acess the template again.. so if the tmd tagboard want to screw up again i'll just DELETE it. OUT.

ok today last day of utopia age.. damn important must go wreck havoc on others.. spotted a victim le.. only 1 k networth more then me but then his land very big.. lol. shall whack him later.
either him or another guy in his kingdom.. the monarch.. 200+ k networth only.. wth doesnt deserve to be monarch.. thats only 1/5 of my monarch.. maybe i whack him la.. even though sure fail. but still fun..

ok besides the fun part .. must talk about unfun part also. that lsh ah.. ( take a deep breath and try not to puke)... so irritating... i give you face you dont want face.. yesterday dengchao was sick.. so being good frens obviously common sense says we cant present if not he's gonna get zero marks.
then she called me and i din answer. today leh.. go class and found out she was gossiping about us the whole presentation. say we pon. ppl tell her dengchao sick she just laugh.. hahahaha. so funny meh. then she say "actually i want to tell you all the marks, but aiya all the marks are held by this group until they can present"

............ you look around the class and everyone's not amused lor. then i decided to argue with her.. haha she immediately say" aiya just joking la.. you all know ms low is like that one right?"
sorry ma'am i din know.. then after this she kept quiet le.. realised that this topic not going in her favour anymore. and realised that she is very behind time in the syllables.. aww.

o btw the above was just joking ok? you all know mervin is like that one right?
haha disclaimers are always so darn important man.. ok i promise this is the last time i'll talk about her.. getting boring right.. lets talk about other things

o but wait but another teacher was in good mood today leh.. tph very nice. just went thru the chinese homework a while.. then the next half and hour he did nothing.. as in really do nothing.. just sat there and stone.. must be damn difficult for him to keep quiet la but dunno wad happen today.. so we had free half an hour to sleep.. :D:D

anyway i wanna talk about the RIPB prefectorial elections. guess wad.. im starting to enjoy the speeches.. really!! ok la i mean i enjoy laughing at the sec ones.. not becoz im being rude or anything okie.. but i really must laugh.. even mr eng thinks theres something wrong..

that barry guy.. wanna be prime minister.. okie.. you can try... ambitions are good.
that dunno who want to start solar power car. dunno whethers its barry.. okie.. you can try.. but you dont have to be a prefect to try..
that guy who asked us to stop clapping.. by all means.. my pleasure..
that guy who want to uphold ALL school rules and at the same time have fun.. erm i dunno wad to say.

lol seriously think it was a mistake to push the elections to sec ones. everyones just trying to outdo one another in making fools out of themselves. heres an idea. got there do strip tease la. sure got ppl rmb you one. i swear.
sorry no comic to make fun of you ppl .. haiz.. :(

so let me do everyone some good.. teach you how to spot loopholes in ppl's arguments

klow would love this right... so philosophical :D try this is CT

8:31 PM

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

was quite nice actually.. but damn cold. wanna freeze like that. then got scolded by wonglailin at the end of course. coz alot of ppl keep talking.. lol.

ok today cannot blog very long.. im getting out of utopian proctection in half an hour.. must go create havoc.. since last day already.. go attack my monarch.. then get killed by him.. my tradition already.. every last day of an age is for creating trouble.. :D

then i always die in the end lol. monarch too powerful for me .. damn fun.

i got a bad feeling about tomoro PE.. our inventing games damn screwed up one.. basically its just free for all kill all you can dont get killed dodge ball fight in the squash court.. its either donna be damn successful or it will be an utter failure.. depends on how the class cooperate la. ok quite duh.

and we din present chem again today. deng chao never come again.. then just now i check got missed call from lsh.. die liaoz man.. i bet she called to tell me we are getting zero.. dont dare to call her back.. tomoro see first lor :(:(

hmm today newpaper got that interview on some RI guy called calvin who created an MRT map that fooled everybody. makes everyone so happy at first that LTA gonna build so many more mrt lines for everybody... then in the end LTA had to clarify everything up..
... and guess wad? LTA wasnt angry at all.. in fact "LTA is happy that Calvin is interested in the MRT network."...
"We are pleased to hear that the school student has strong interests in the land transport system in Singapore.... Should this student wish to pursue a career in land transport, he can apply to LTA when we put out our job advertisement."

.... some company.. ppl fool you upside down and you are happy. ok tomoro i go create some fake defense system map of singapore or some fake set of singapore law. tomoro i'll be invited to be the defense minister or president isit..

our new mascot for our defense. lol.

8:35 PM

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

btw i just rmb today is the one week aniversary of my blog. lol. so proud of myself.

haha yukky so ruthlessly say i wont sustain this blog :D

eat you up :D

8:03 PM

today i watched the news. tmd here are the first 4 headlines

1. typhoon dunno wad slams into china, killing dunno how many ppl
2. 24 ppl confirmed dead in 2nd bali bombing
3. avain flu claims another life in indonesia, experts fear widespread epidermic
4. another case of dengue death in singapore

... walao eh wad kinda world we live in. ppl quick go buy insurance.. damm sad la. any time we also will die like that.

hmm today i din go advanced lit. coz too tired. anyway heard that only andre presented in the end la so nvm lor.

tomoro RE. feel like staying at home. but of course i'll go school lor. good boy like me. then in the end i'll spend the time there sleeping. wth la waste of time.

my life. so sad. sobs.

7:52 PM

Monday, October 03, 2005

今天我听到了一个人生的真理。。。和大家分享吧。。。

肛门是用来拉屎的，不是用来吃饭的！！

*trumpet fanfare*
*claps and whistles*
*standing ovation*

很 cheem 对吗？？当然啦是陈老师的高见哟！！

哈哈我们平常人望尘莫及。

ok dont laugh at teachers.
he said it in a fit of anger coz alot of ppl were sitting on dictionary and that pissed him off..

today first day eat at the new dining hall thingy. walao eh i'll take the canteen anytime. now i so hungry. coz i ate very little recess. the food din agree with me :(

ok back to chinese. today we do the 长文缩短
then after that he started teaching us how to do it properly. but in the end we only learnt how to set questions of 长文缩短.. coz he keep saying how the setter so lousy, put unnecessary sentences here there everywhere to confuse poor students like us. and how he would have made it such a better question if he was the setter. (ok he din explicitly say this la but i know how to infer one ok)
ok digressing. but the main point was. i slept. quite by accident of course. but he din see me. its an art to sleep without being caught. besides painting eyeballs on your specs la.

hmm tomoro must hand in the are men necessary essay. i would really like to argue that men are not necessary. saves a hell lot of trouble seriously. coz women are smarter (supposedly) than men. See what i found....

DUE to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
At a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
He went up to her, and said: "im just an ordinary man. But in just a week or two, my father will die and i'll inherit $20 million."
So the woman went home with Charles. And became his stepmother the very next day.

... see women so smart. and besides this fact, RI always teaches us to be honest.

so how? are men necessary? i'll decide later la. must go play a while now ok.

6:10 PM

Sunday, October 02, 2005

haiz this whole weekend i followed tcy advice to take a break and rest. so i played a bit of comp, play abit of piano, watch abit of tv, slack around abit... and the weekend poofed and disappeared!!

so im supposed to feel refreshed now.. yeah right. feel so tired man. haven even done homework.
but nvm i meant for this weekend to be a break anyway.

so my homework is something like this now (and probably will always be):

so evil right these teachers..

oya but i so free still go and start a utopia account. then i bet i'll forget to play for a few days like last time.. and my monarch will attack me and kill me in the end :(

hmm yesterday went my tampines central community central to watch official opening ceremony.. PM lee is guest of honour. and he was late. haiz i suppose all important ppl must be late. traditional chinese culture.
but the celebrations damn grand man. decorate until like christmas like that but without the tree. then got laser animations. and fireworks :D everybody got shocked coz no one expect this small cc open also will have fireworks :D:D but very nice la i liked it..

ok now i need to choose between doing maths and chinese. hopefully no other homework (too bad if there is la) i must stop blogging for a while la. CTs coming. but this is so addictive esp the comics. bleaghz. MUST stop soon. MUST MUST MUST >_<
when theres a will theres a way. i believe in this. but wad if theres no will??? then how?? die ah?

these great ppl who think up of these great quotes always fail to give great plan Bs. coz if they dont realise it, their plan As fail most of the time. we always try. really. buy we always fail spectacularly too.

for example: 天下无难事，只怕有心人。
ok beautiful sentences we all know since primary dunno wad. but then wad if i already got a heart le, but still cannot solve? then how ah?

then theres another one.
i think should change to this: 只要有耐心，铁棒磨成针。 by certain laws of physics friction will (sooner or later)(but more probably later) change the metal rod into a needle if you have the patience. IF.

shall go start dripping water on a stone now to see whether can poke a hole thru or not. and start drinking ink so i can be full of 墨水. best is drink parker one. more high class.
and must start eating bamboo now also. i can have bamboo in my chest.. :S

so my CTs will no problem le la... oh and btw according to that sentence of bamboo.. i think giant pandas are the best writers on earth already..

ok la dont insult these quotes. mabbe i never try hard enough.

lalala msn down so bored.

9:05 PM

Saturday, October 01, 2005

haha so fun children day again!!! haha and for those who think ppl above 12 are no longer children ( esp restaurants, buffets, theme parks, travel agencies and everybody else),
remember: Growing old is compulsory, but growing up is optional.
get it?

i hate these rulez about 12 years old. they are not there to give children under 12 priviledges. they are there to cheat ppl above 12 of more money. so 阴险狡猾..

today still have to go school for advanced chem arghz.

then i broke a conical flask. i mean... the conical flask committed suicide by standing at the edge of the sink and i aided it by pushing it off..

haiz it was an accident la. no suicide ok. but the problem was not the conical flask. the problem was that we are in school. tmd its children's day and its a saturday. so much for the 5 day work week. even the gate's not open for us to go into school..

o btw here's the full comic

no i din ran out of class. it wasnt a bad chem lesson to be honest. made some very nice chicken soup and analyse some coke. the damn chicken soup experiment was a faiure for our group. me and yuklun did it 7 times before succeeding. coz our precipitate too fine to be filtered. even lsh come and help also cannot.

so finally thru pro-ded analytical reasoning i deducted that the problem lies with the silver nitrate. no im not joking ok i was correct. changed the silver nitrate and it worked perfectly.
chem genius right :D:D
so much for expensive silver nitrate. should have poured it down the sink.

then during the break we had biscuits which jamesmaio poofed from somewhere. no i dont know dont ask me where. very nice biscuits. so good leh those ppl can eat these anytime they like.
o and we din do chem presentation today obviously. everyone too tired le right?

haiz i decided to give myself a break from anything to do with school today. i think of school wanna puke already. as some great person ( i forgot who) said : "i went to school. it disrupted my education" or something like that la.

i (plus probably most sane ppl around me) think of school already like this:

haha got so many comics. but since today's children's day, let's have more.

haha comics brightens up our lives :D

once again to those below or above or = 12 years olds,
happy children's day :)

3:30 PM

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