Friday, September 30, 2005

haiz today wasnt a very good day. neither was it a very bad day. sort of like equaliser between good and bad. and one BIG person decided to anyhow kayu and tipped the score line heavily towards the away team.

1. yesterday i was sick. so never go school. she called me that evening
"Mervin !! why you never go school today?!! the 3 musketeers all pon ah? never do chem get zero leh!!" ( i bet she said all these with a smirk)
being very smart i kept the sms she sent me on wednesday which said "you all present on friday 130 at chem lab 2."

2. so today me and deng chao go library rush up our chem ppt. at 130 we went chem lab and she wasnt there !!

gasp. it took a genius to figure that out. ( ya i already figured that out) so we happily waited until 145 then sms her and she sms back "not yet. im still judging in classroom"
yeah..

3. so nvm we all wait a while. then she called me.
"HELLO MERVIN AH (she spoke rather loudy) you all come classroom present now ok.. 4B."
so i told her we have a compulsory rjc talk at 2 o'clock, ( and being very good students we wouldn't even dream of ponning it).
"NO LA NO LA.. its at two thirty."
"no mr chandru said its at 2 oclock for attendence-"
"NO LA NO LA.. its two thirty two thirty two thirty-"

at this precise moment, my phone had enough. it cut off the reception by itself. or mabbe chem lab no recpetion i dunno. smart phone smart lab! :D

4. nvm la being good students we went 4B. she din notice us enter at all. i called her 3 times b4 she replied. and told us to go for the talk first... then come back and present.
... right.

5. during the talk bengoh sms her we decided to present tomoro instead

see so nice right. the home team lost. big time.

ok must have disclaimer: the above was not meant to be offensive in any way to anybody. though it was almost the truth (almost= slightly exaggerated)(yes slightly only) we must understand that teachers are very busy and they need short breaks occasionally one.
haha ok la just kidding la :D just for fun right??

haiz so sad. lets move on to important matters. today was the rjc talk on KI, econs and theatre studies. i learnt a damn important fact from it man. NEVER take KI, econs or theatre studies. period. full stop. wadeverz.

bored to death in that talk. then bengoh fell asleep accidentally.
esp theatre studies.. its like.. the more i listen the more i dont wanna take. then that econs teacher. say how mathematicians like to call econs useless. but she din counter explain why econs is NOT useless. so mabbe she agree. i din understand wad she said to be honest.

o btw i completed fifa 2005 italy serie B today. won it with 124 points, 131 goals, 11 games to spare. and i won the league cup also. beat juventus 7-1, AC milan 5-1 and Inter Milan 4-0. lol. now im with Sunderland. so fun :D

o today took batch photo also. not much fun la. just thought wonglailin quite smart to be able to squeeze 400++ ppl around the stage :S
band photo still nicest obviously

oya we also said byebye to our canteen today le. last day b4 renovation or upgrading or demolition. wadeverz. we're gonna miss it.

9:15 PM

Thursday, September 29, 2005

walao im freaking bored so shall entertain ppl with another post before i sleep. but my blog is pretty screwed up now.. i cant access my template, the create post screen is crapped up and i can only post pictures if i keep trying for a few hundred times. no its not pretty screwed up at all actually. its damn ugly screwed up.

dunno wad happen also. mabbe i should transfer everything to a new blog but thats like so mah fun.

anyway i 持之以恒 and managed to get this comic up after a while. its a very educational comic. teaches us how to leave behind a legacy, something that RI is forever trying to emphasis to us. see im so patriotic right.

Auspicium Melioris Aevi.

2:55 PM

lol i sick already.. from yesterday already got fever but being very hardworking i din go home early coz i wanted o get maths test back. ok tmd lets not talk about maths test.

so today never go school lor. actually dont want to see doctor one. but then now got that dengue mosquito thingy. but than more importantly i dont see doctor no mc for me. and chandru will accuse me ponning school. and wonglailin will make me write 500 times rafflesian principle of honour. then i really will fall sick and die. so see doctor better la.

the doctor gave me pills to eat. 5 pills each time 3 times a day.... according to my amazing mathematics calculation its like 15 pills a day lor.... :S like i got termimal disease isit.

ok while im on my favourite topic of maths, i saw a maths formula The New Paper. very funny. boosted my morale alot.

100% RUBBISH

What does a person mean when he says he is giving more than 100 per cent? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer the question:
IF A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented by this: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

But,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And look how far butt kissing will take you.
B-U-T-T-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 2+21+20+20+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 151%

Therefore,
one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close and attutude will get you there, it's the bullshit and butt kissing that will put you over the top.

very funny right. wonders of maths.

11:53 AM

lol just realised alot of ppl pon school today also.. ok not also. i din pon. im sick. but sick still can blog twice a day one ok.

but then ppl like bengoh and wy also either never go school or left school early. i think chandru will get damn suspicious la. why must coincidences like this happnen.

死掉了 he sure suspect we all pon together again.
haiz lucky i got 先见之明 to go see doctor and get mc if not sure die tomoro if everybody just give parent letter :S

o and my mother found my little ironies for me :) its within a pile of rubbish in my room.
haha saved me $13.50..

haiz ok i shall follow doctor's instruction and go sleep a while. later still must do chem presentation and maths test corrections and dunno what other shits.. probably chinese will have some homework im not aware of / tph just told the class / tph just emailed the egroups / have forgotten / preferred not to remember... doesnt really make a difference actually

tomoro still got that talk on rj subs. dont want to take the subs also must attend. nice logic man

wadeverz

2:03 AM

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

ok being a very optimistici person i have gotten over the small failure of the almost pass/fail marginally maths test and found something new to complain about.. my tagboard

dunno wad happen but its screwing up my blog. the stupid site is down for some reason. so my blog lags when it tries to load the tagboard. they say "This flooble chatterbox is temporarily unavailable. It will be back up shortly."

i think we have vastly different definitions of "shortly". but i guess its always a case of water happy can carry boat, but water not happy can also sink boat.

Like this:

calvin is always so clever right.

9:44 PM

ok not that it wasnt expected la. screwed up like shit. but 14/30 makes it worse. esp when other ppl get 27/30...

but my maths average now its a nice nice 69.2, which rounds off to nice nice 70, which gives me a GPA of 3.6. Ha how pro am I.. rather proud of that actually.

actually my results are not too bad.. i made some maths calculation.. and found out that if i get 116.4% for my CTs i can get GPA 4 for my overall..

mabbe its not my fault that i faied. after all it WAS a difficult maths test. half my class failed (shuddup leonard and the china scholars)(ok and calvin also)(and all those other nerds who got 27 or higher which is like double my score). i did study you noe. study so hard until i fell sick :( which says quite a lot

ok i felt very bad after decieving myself so i ate ice cream and went to sleep.

8:56 PM

since i happen to be in the mood, i shall elaborate on how the brain works

ya i suppose alot of ppl are more or less like that when they do philo. take one point and then crap one page

12:45 PM

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

happily dreamily hungrily sleepily i finished my philo which is like how difficult.. like i just conquered the earth..
its so crap that even i think its crap which is like how crap..

"Is civil disobedience immoral"
My answer is very short:

obviously if im the king it is. If im not (if and only if)...
heck la do anything you like. Do i care?

short and sweet answers are good. unfortunately klow doesnt seem to agree with my on that point. therefore i shall make it longer.

"Is civil disobedience immoral"

obviously if im the king it is. If im not (if and only if)...
heck la do anything you like. Do i care?

however if you are the king(if and only if), then its not.
in fact it would be very immoral to obey you

P.S. by the way to a certain calvin, the tagboard is not meant for spamming :D

9:40 PM

hello i finally got a blog.. no idea how long it will last but i'll TRY to last until after CTs to prove yuklun wrong.
haha i dont know wad to post la..

oya must thank yuklun for giving me this very nice and also very wuliao blog address.. so must credit him a 开blog大功臣 rank .. :D
to put it in his own words, its "无与伦比". his chinese is so pro i look dust also cannot catch.

ok i go finish philo journal first .. doing on "is civil disobedience immoral' which is another title borrowed from yuklun.. haha so he's my 开philo大功臣 also.
but on second thoughts mabbe this 功臣 not very big. in fact it is rather small. no i think its microscopic. ok mabbe it doesnt even exist.

arghz wadever taking cock. actually mentioned philo on my first entry. how honoured klow must be. and i mentioned yuklun also. how insulting to my 开blog大功臣.

lalala

8:45 PM

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